Friday, April 10, 2009

Unfortunately, Jennifer

Got this from Sarah. What you do is go to Google, type in "Unfortunately, [your name]" (include the quotations in the search, but not the brackets) and see what comes up. This should be interesting...

  • Unfortunately, Jennifer will have to fill out the paperwork again and stand in line because we both have been removed from the electronic renewal system.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer looks like she is stuck in a 1980’s time warp!
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer is still recovering and she isn't ready to play tennis yet.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer missed my blog rant about including a call out to your cats within your bio, but she’ll learn.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer was not able to compile her thoughts for the Survivor.
  • Unfortunately Jennifer became blinded by love and had some serious lapses in judgment.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer Crusie seems to be another victim of the current publishing craze of having a new book on the shelves every few months.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer also suffered a stroke at age 3 and partial paralysis on one side of her body.
  • Unfortunately, Jennifer is not yet carrying any baby as of the moment. (hahahahahahahaha)

And the one that made me actually laught out loud:

  • Unfortunately, Jennifer decided to wear a bra and hide the one good thing going for her.

ha. good one.

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