So I walked into the commons and saw a bunch of people sittin on the couch and they were all laughing. So I went and sat down, and Kevin said "Okay, Jennifer's turn" and pulls out his iPhone. Turns out, Kevin was putting everyone's names in turn into urbandictionary.com to see what they were defined as on there. These were the top results for Jennifer. (Pretty accurate, I'd say...)
1. A fun, outgoing person. Generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. Someone who likes meeting new people and smiles a lot. A person who never would just turn on people. A very good friend. Someone you can trust. When she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. But a person who doesn't get mad easily so you don’t have to worry about that.
She always smiles! She is such a Jennifer.
2. She has the most beautiful eyes and hair. She smells that of a fall evening, and her voice will typically seranade you.
What is it about those Jennifers that always intrigue me
3. A really sexy, funny, smart girl that every guy wants.
Dang, you lucky duck, your gf is a total Jennifer!
4. A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doesn’t act her age (whether it is acting older or younger). Jennifers have amazing eyes, and love to laugh and smile. They generally enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take some time to warm up to new people. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Jennifers are very blunt, and speak their minds often. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt in a very subtle way that drives men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Jennifers are very good friends.
Man: Dude, I met the most amazing girl today. She's funny, and smart, and has amazing eyes.
Man2: Yeah man, cool. What's her name?
Man: Jennifer
Definitely lovin that. Mine was the only one of the immediate group I was with that didn't have anything negative. (:
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